All I Want For Christmas Is John
I’m already crying at the album name…just how exactly did all of this happen?
Sadly, my voice is miles below that of Mariah Carey and yep, the singing is quite off in some places BECAUSE I JUST CAN’T REACH THOSE HIGH NOTES OKAY
Here’s the lyrics:
I don’t want a corpse for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the killers
That murder around Baker Street
I want you to stay with me
Cosy at 221B
Wish I could get that through
All I want for Christmas is you
I don’t want a corpse for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don’t care about the killers
That murder around Baker Street
I don’t want to go home for Christmas
And put up with my family
I don’t want you to go to Harry’s
And smile at gifts that are crummy
I want you to stay with me
Cosy at 221B
Wish I could get that through
All I want for Christmas is you
I won’t blackmail for much this Christmas
I won’t even sniff the snow
I’m just gonna keep on shooting
Holes into the mistletoe
I won’t make a list and send it
To dear Jim to fix it for me
I heard they became quite inefficent
Working down there in IT
I just want you here with me
Cosy at 221B
Wish I could get that through
All I want for Christmas is you
All the police lights flashing so brightly everywhere
And the sound of well done slaughter fills the air
And no one has a clue
I’ll solve the case for you
Lestrade won’t you bring me the one I really need
Won’t you please bring my John back to me
Oh I don’t want a lot for Christmas
I obviously just need my John
I just want my army doctor
Stunned by a great deduction
I want you to stay with me
Cosy at 221B
Wish I could get that through
All I want for Christmas is you
Thanks to jamanddogtags who came up with this in the first place. After that post of hers I absolutely had to change the rest of the lyrics as well and this is what eventually happened. And Inma, I owe you too :)